Anonymous asked: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Oh my! Um, either invisibility or reading minds. Invisibility would be fun because I can walk around and do as I please and could really toy with people’s minds. Reading minds can be a fun or fucked up thing. I’d really like to know what people thought of me but then I’d rather not at the same time :P

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nayx:

*hides gameboy under covers* haha “goodnight mom and dad” (:

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pattomore:

story of my life 
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Hello dark hair. :)
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vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

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jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

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lunatoneitdown:

me as a sperm

a caskade theme